Guidos & Guidettes

I guess there is not a single person who wouldnt know who Snooki is, today i want to talk about Snooki style :D:D i mean guidos and guidettes.
Now who wouldn't love urban dictionary? Im a huge fan, it always makes me giggle.
I looked up guido and here we are:

GUIDO - A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

& then i looked up guidette (female version of Guido)
GUIDETTE - A girl version of 'Guido.' Mainly found in New York lands or the Jersey Shore areas. These girls are excessive tanners, usually jet black or dark hair. They have fake boobs that don't fit in their shirts. Also, shirts are short at the stomach for tacky belly button rings to be exposed. Brands like 'Ed Hardy', 'Gucci', and 'Juicy Couture' are of a Guidette's favorites. Not only are these girls skanky, but they are incredibly annoying. With their New York/Jersey (very Italian-cavone accents) they don't keep their mouths shut (and in THAT way, too).

Lets see some examples:

and now, the one and only - SNOOKI!!!! she has to be my fav guidette ever.

Im sure most of you have seen Jersey Shore, so you know why i would love her. For those who haven't seen it - try finding more ignorant, stupid bitch - you won't. The days when i don't feel smart enough or anything at all, i truly thank the lord for not giving me the brain of Snooki. She just keeps on surprising me with her stupidy. I heard there is going to be new season of Jersey Shore, can't wait it. I like watching other people mess up their lives, doing idiotic things and being plain dumb.
Looking at them i can't stop wondering if the world really is coming to an end.